Note: Spoilers follow for the entire Austin Powers movie series.
So! Karen and I finally rounded out our viewing of the
Austin Powers trilogy with the third movie the other night. While it
wasn't as bad as I remembered, and actually enjoyable in some parts, it
definitely feels like a movie that squandered an opportunity.
The back-burnering is the movie's biggest flaw. Since there
are so many characters they have to include, pretty much none of them
get all that much shine. Dr. Evil, Scott and the Powers family get the
best lines and most development, and a movie centered around them would
have been much better. Michael Caine as the father of Austin Powers is on-the-nose casting and works great.
The series as a whole gets a bit of a knock at times for
just being crap humor (literally) and gags, but the first two movies
actually have their good, subtle moments. You know, like when Austin
tells Basil that Vanessa was a fembot. "Yes Austin, I'm afraid we knew
all along. *long beat.* Anyway, your next assignment..." The first two
movies simultaneously spoofed and embraced what you'd expect from a spy
movie.
In contrast, the third movie is just kind of stupid and
obvious, especially with its meta moments. The opening is fine, with
camera mugging by Tom Cruise, Paltrow and especially Danny Devito.
However, we then get the same "aren't we funny to be self-referential?"
thing another half dozen times throughout the movie.
Also, there is a clear reason why Beyonce got out of the
acting game, except for biographical music videos. She is just so meh in
this. It would be one thing if she was hammy and bad - that would have
been perfect for an Austin Powers movie. But she's just kind of there
for the ride.
Part of it is bad writing, since she isn't given much to
do. She gets kicked in the face by Goldmember three times, for example,
whereas Vanessa and Felicity were portrayed as much more competent
agents. Oh well. There is a big singing number for her at least, and
predictably, she does knock that out of the park.
ODDS AND ENDS
- This is the last movie I ever received on
VHS for a gift. I think even by this time, I had a DVD player, but for
Christmas my parents could only find the vhs or something. I did buy
some more tapes at a Blockbuster closing sale a few years later, but
otherwise Austin Powers 3 was the closing act on VHS for me.
- I did watch the deleted scenes for this movie, and as
usual, they left some good stuff on the cutting room floor. This
includes a creepy song with a Rob Lowe cameo, and a genuinely funny
Scott Evil moment asking about sitting in the head chair.
- Not included in the deleted scenes of this DVD release was
one allegedly shot, which had Heather Graham (Felicity) explaining why
she dumped Austin. That's always a weird, glaring thing to me about the
third movie. It's a scene that literally would have taken 30 seconds to
include, in a movie that already runs close to two hours.
- Two aspects of the movie that have not aged well at all -
The Osborne family cameo, and Dr. Evil's "Hard Knock Life." Both feel
pretty forced and not especially funny.
- Dana Carvey wasn't in this movie, but he was in Wayne's
World with Mike Myers. That's close enough for me to acknowledge that
his Nerdist episode was really awesome. If you're looking for 90 good
minutes of Carvey, definitely check it out. He talks frankly about his
impersonations, his career lull and the Wayne's World movies, and the
effect they had on him.
- After seeing Austin Powers 3, I'm a bit more bullish on an
Austin Powers 4. It could definitely work and be funny! Plus, even
though the third is "only" about 15 years old, there have been such
technology jumps again that there is plenty of fertile ground for Austin
/ Myers to till. You know, like Austin on Tinder, or playing Pokémon
Go.
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