Debuting a new, semi-regular feature! I
tryout questionable food items so that you don’t have to in… Steveats. (Note:
Title developed in about 10 seconds of brainstorming.)
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It’s a
smaller entry today, as for once, I was subjected to a product that wasn’t
really that bad at all! PACt is the
newest product from Ocean Spray, and it’s basically water with a slight hint of
cranberry. You know, kind of like hot ham water from Arrested Development, but good. (Or at least, good for everyone,
not just Buster Bluth.) The pictured 16-ounce bottle only had 10 calories, so
I’m assuming it’s good for you, or at least, not actively horrible. What is
horrible is that spelling though – Just call it Pact, because OdD FormaTTIng IS
StuPID.
If you have
the SmartPay app from Cumberland Farms, then you probably got a free coupon for
it. Well, unless I’m just so god damn special that now I’m being micro-targeted
through my apps for odd products. However, while Cumby’s is offering it up for
free, I didn’t find it until visiting my third store. It seems to be a bit of a
soft rollout for PACt. (Although, they could have been offering this product
for years and I wouldn’t have known, since I’m not often looking for flavored
water beyond diet soda.)
Tangent – I
now have way too many individual store apps, thanks to my smartphone, and I
have no idea which gas stations I should be focusing on. It feels like homework
to sit down and work out the math, which is why I haven’t done it, so I usually
gravitate toward the ones with free products (Cumby’s, Speedway, 7-Eleven) or
discounts on gas (Cumby’s and Speedway).
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