Showing posts with label Keri Russell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keri Russell. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Inexplicable TV Review: HS Newspaper Storytime, The Tense Americans




Before I start with the spoilers, a short story – Once upon a time, I was the advisor for a high school newspaper at Chariho, which I graduated from in 2002. In January 2013, The Americans debuted on FX. At the time, one of students on the newspaper staff was learning Russian and had an interest in Russian culture. I knew the basic premise of the show but hadn’t seen it, so I helpfully suggested, “Oh, hey, you should try watching this show!”

Uh, whoops. A couple weeks later, I followed up and asked her about it, and she essentially said, “Uh, yeah Mr. Greenwell, it was good but REALLY raunchy.” A couple weeks after that, I finally watched the show myself. The very first scene of the show has Elizabeth Jennings (Keri Russell) seducing an FBI informant, and the first couple episodes has Philip (Matthew Rhys) listening to Elizabeth making the sex on someone.

So, from this, I learned a valuable lesson – Don’t ever recommend shows without screening them first. Especially to high school kids. Anyway, on spoiler-filled Americans talk!

A family photo, kind of.
Warning: Spoilers follow for the current and past seasons of The Americans. Like for real, don’t read this if you’re honestly concerned about the fate of certain characters.

No show makes me feel a combination of dread and tension on a weekly basis like The Americans, which follows two deeply embedded Russian spies (Russell and Rhys) living in the United States as a family, complete with two U.S.-born children. Holly Taylor as Paige, the Jennings’ teenage daughter, essentially becomes a third lead as the show goes on, with Noah Emmerich as the Jennings' next-door-neighbor who works for the FBI. There is a sense of unease throughout most of the episodes, and the show almost perfectly allows the tension to simmer and build, before periodic blow-offs.

The fourth season just finished, culminating with the FBI capturing a rogue biological scientist, William, helping the Russians. However, before he dies, he tells the FBI agents interrogating him about the existence of the deep cover agents posing as a normal American family, which will seemingly setup the hunt for the Jennings in the final two seasons.

Speaking of William, he’s played by Dylan Baker, and he’s one of many supporting actors who are just incredible on The Americans. While Russell, Rhys and Taylor do the majority of the heavy lifting on the show, their work is always strengthened by the actors they play against.

The best of the best is Frank Langella as Gabriel, the KGB handler for the Jennings. He was their original handler, and the third handler in the shows’ four seasons, because of how exhausting and dangerous the work is. In his interactions with the Jennings, you can feel the weariness on his part – He’s getting too old for this shit, in true Lethal Weapon style. Margo Martindale played the Jennings’ first handle with a different sort of intensity – She was a true believer, and at times, so devoted to Russia that she put them in danger. And, she’s the one who gets to tell them that the Center – spy central control, basically – wants Paige to become an agent as well.

As the show has continued, the Jennings’ house of cards has grown higher and higher. There are now multiple ways they could be exposed as spies, ranging from the Asian couple Elizabeth broke up during an operation, to the FBI have composite sketches of Philip in various disguises, to Paige telling her pastor in a moment of anger that her parents are spies. The show is still only in 1984, which makes it unlikely that there is a “happily ever after” moment in play with the fall of the Soviet Union, and its part of why that sense of dread hangs over the Jennings family.  

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Baggage Game - Wednesday, September 15, 2010

If you don't know, now you know... person. Excess Baggage is here, and as usual, you can see the complete episode at the bottom.

Today's contestant is Christa, a very tall "spray tanner" from Firecrest, Washington. Ironically, although she presumably works at a spray tanning place, she is pale and looks kind of Keri Russell. She wants a man with success and "smartness" and dance moves. She wants a guy who can "dance his way through life."

Up first is a security guard from Orlando, Florida - Allen. He's bald, and immediately does a one-hand dance move thing, which immediately impresses Christa. What a ringer! Next is Josh, a pasty white executive assistant from Detroit who inexplicably likes the Buffalo Bills and Phish. And finally, there is Tom, a biological specimen collector from Miami who looks exactly how you'd think he looks.

First Round

Allen: I require three "guy nights" a week. (Jerry asks, "Have you ever had a three-guy night?")
Josh: I got my roommate fired.
Tom: I love smelling my ear wax.


Josh said the kid really rubbed him the wrong way, so he didn't give him a message that wound up with the kid getting fired. Meanwhile, Tom proves that sometimes looks aren't deceiving. He remarks to Christa that he'd love to "smell her ear wax," which sounds as bad it is. And Allen comes off as a bit of a pig.

Second Round

Josh: I pretend to climax. (Jerry says, "I don't know what the point is.")
Tom: I polish my toenails and fingernails.
Allen: I was in a Caribbean jail.


How and why the heck is a dude pretending to climax??? What a useless skill. However, the polishing thing is so weird that I'd probably ditch him, even though it's kind of a minor thing. The Caribbean jail thing is mildly concerning, but I imagine it's for a minor thing as well.

Christa eliminates The Pretender though, which I can't blame her for. His explanation makes him sound like a douche - Sometimes your partner finishes before you and you just want to roll over and go to bed. Tom continues to prove that he's a weird mofo, and Allen explains that he "got into a scuffle" while vacationing.

Hot spot time! Allen would go to a dance club, he has mancrushes on Michael Jackson and James Brown, and his secret sexual fantasy is "a girl that smells good around the neck area." (He does several dance moves during this, which impresses her.) Tom's sex life is best described by Cougar Town, the coolest thing he owns is a car, he likes licking girl's teeth (???) to get them in the mood, and he would take his pants off if he was alone in her house.

Final Elimination Round

Allen: I used to be a pimp.
Tom: I gambled away my college tuition playing online poker.
Josh (eliminated): I destroyed a car and blamed it on a hobo.


Holy heck, that's surprising for Allen. He adds that it did teach him how to "properly treat a lady." But it's not as sad and pathetic as Tom's overall package, so there is no way that I can see Christa picking him. With his baggage, Josh seems like a cartoonish character from a TV drama. Too bad he's gone. Womp womp womp.

And, this is legitimately shocking to me - Christa sends Allen home! Wow! They exchange a biggggg hug on the stage, and she cracks up and pretends to pick his ear. Maybe she has more of a sense of humor than I initially thought. You go girl! Anyway, her baggage is one of these three:

- I was one of seven sister wives in a polygamist family.
- I attacked my ex with a chainsaw.
- I've never gone all the way.


Christa looks to be in her late 20s, so the virgin thing wouldn't bug me enough to not date her. However, attacking her ex with a chainsaw? Being a polygamist wife? Both of those are potential dealbreakers for me, depending on the circumstances. (Tom laughs about the chainsaw thing and says, "Nice!")

When queried by Jerry, Tom says the virginity thing would bug him the most. "I like to get down and dirty," he said. And of course, that's her baggage. (This suddenly makes more sense about why she's not so into Allen The Pimp.) She comes across as humble and sweet while explaining that she's waiting for the right guy, which makes me like her more. (She's gone from a C- at the start of an episode to an A- now to me.) Tom accepts her baggage anyway though, and they hug nice and tight. (Tom still seems like a creepy rowe-butt.)









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