Housekeeping portion: If you left a comment ages ago, and you just got an e-mail notification about its approval now, well… Sorry about that. And also, I’ll be doing some entries here and there, since I feel like using this as a creative outlet again. “Reactivating your Twitter and Blogger in the same week? Madness!” Absolutely!
So, for a podcast I was on this past weekend, I watched Flash Gordon (1980) for the first time.
Spoiler alert – I friggin’ loved it. It was an incredibly enjoyable two hour
experience, and there were two factors contributing to said enjoyment level:
the incredibly light tone and the stellar soundtrack.
Tackling the first factor first, to put things eloquently… At
no point are the actors in Flash Gordon
completely up their own ass, like in, say, a Christopher Nolan Batman film. While I liked Nolan’s
movies, the unfortunate side effect of them has been a slew of superhero movies
where no fun is allowed, with the exception of Joss Whedon’s Avengers.
And even the success of that movie has seemingly given movie
executives the impression that “success” is contingent on pairing a bunch of
superheroes together, as opposed to making a fun popcorn movie. Maybe Guardians of the Galaxy will buck this
trend, since it’s essentially using the leftover heroes, but crap like the new
Spiderman and Superman movies have been grab bags of villains and heroes
talking dourly to one another. The new hero movies take all of the joy and fun out
of being a hero.
Therefore, it’s awesome to see Flash Gordon acting like he’s
the shit in the opening five minutes of Flash
Gordon, and he’s not even a superhero. He must be aware that the movie is
named after him. Throughout the movie’s 120 minutes, Sam J. Jones, Max von
Sydow, Timothy Dalton and Brian Blessed just chew up the scenery and spit it
out, and it’s awesome. Have I mentioned that it’s awesome enough? Well, it’s
awesome.
All of the effects in the movie are cheesy, especially since
this came out post-Star Wars. This
only adds to the movie’s appeal in my mind – This is a movie that could only
have been made in the 1980s, between the effects and a color palette that
ranges from neon to radioactive in most scenes.
And, oh – Queen. As I wrote down in my notes while watching
this movie, “Any of the scenes with Queen’s music are awesome. God damn it, why
did Freddy Mercury have to die? The music helps to distract from some of the
now really bad special effects. Yet another thing that should be used in modern
movies.”
FOX is allegedly doing a re-make of Flash Gordon as of April 2014, which has me worried. I will set the
bar low, as I’m imagining some grisly dark tale with tons of pretty but
heartless CG and a soundtrack by The Black Eyed Peas, or Gwen Stefani.
I didn’t really have a proper ending for this, so here –
just listen to Queen.
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