The Bronze is a truly bizarre, sometimes
amusing movie, that was ultimately a little too bleak for me to really get into
(and that I managed to see thanks to Redbox, and not
Target). Melissa Rauch does most of the heavy-lifting in the low budget
comedy, but as a result, there aren’t many good scenes left for talented
supporting actors like Gary Cole (Bill Lundberg from Office Space, Harvey Birdman, Kent on Veep, and he’s in hundreds of
other movies), Cecily Strong (Saturday
Night Live) and Thomas Middleditch (the Pied Piper creator in Silicon Valley).
Quick plot
summary – Hope Ann Greggory (Rauch) is a bronze medalist in the all-around from
the Athens Olympics, in Kerri Strug-like fashion. However, her career is
essentially ruined after she tries to rush back from that injury, and she now
spends her days stealing birthday money from cards in her dad’s mail truck, and
her nights offering guys a doubleteam for drinks.
These parts
are bleak, but funny. I figured I was in for a traditional sort of “redemption”
story, as Hope’s old coach commits suicide and asks her in the note to continue
training the new star pupil, Maggie Townsend (Haley Lu Richardson). It presents
a moral dilemma for Hope, as she living on her past reputation as a bronze
medalist, and doesn’t want anyone to upstage her.
From there,
the movie takes some unconventional twists and turns, but most of them are
unfortunately not all that fulfilling. You can’t see several of them coming,
but this makes them more frustrating than amusing for a dark indie comedy. The
first act of the movie is the best, as it contains Hope at the bottom in an
amusing way, but the later acts are just psychologically unpleasant for her,
and for us as the audience.
This extends
to the supporting cast, and oddly enough, the best member is Richardson, a
relative newcomer. She gets the juiciest part though, as the hyperactive and
seemingly naïve Maggie. In a movie of moody, melancholy roles, she’s the one
character that “pops” off the screen for most of it.
In contrast,
Strong and Cole aren’t given much of anything to do. It’s frankly bizarre to
see Strong playing Maggie’s single mother, since she’s 32 and Richardson is 21.
Richardson looks too old to be Strong’s daughter, and Strong is mostly playing
a straight role until the very end of the movie.
Cole is good in almost everything, which is why his IMDB has 155
credits as of October 2016. Seriously, take another look
at it – He’s in so much awesome stuff, that he’s also awesome in, that it’s
easy to overlook certain roles. He’s Bosco on Bob’s Burgers! He’s been on 44 episodes of Family Guy and he’s on Angie
Tribeca! Archer! 30 Rock! Curb!
But, he’s also from the Christopher Walken School of Role Choices, and
he probably needs to vet what he’s in a tiny bit more. By that, I mean that he’s
not really given much to work with in this flick, and he’s particularly menacing
and unappealing in one scene. He’s not bad, but with Cole (and Strong, and
Middleditch) you get the feeling that there was more to work with her with some
script revisions or more takes.
The movie being low budget clearly shows at times – As I just
mentioned, it feels like they could have done more reshoots after realizing how
dark some of what happens is. The quality of the film is also bizarre at times,
and all of the gymnastics scenes are iffy. Karen watched this with me and was not
impressed.
Sony probably picked this movie up because the Olympics were in 2016,
but holy hell, it DEFINITELY earns its R-rating. It is a hard R, with swearing throughout,
drug usage and a surprising amount of nudity. Don’t watch this if you want to
re-experience that Olympics buzz, and definitely don’t watch this anywhere near
children. But, if you’re looking for a dark, foul-mouthed comedy, it’s worth
the $1.50 Redbox rental.
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