Pickin' Pigskin with Bob and Kristin: Week 15 Haikus

This week, Bob and Kristin submitted their picks in haiku form, which is really, really nifty. Bob says:

I don't have time to write my usual extended, thoughtful analysis of these games, due to a busy week at work, having company in town this weekend and DC getting blanketed in a foot and a half of snow yesterday. In repentance, I will do all my picks in haiku form.

NEW ORLEANS over Dallas (8)

Bob: Saints -8

I would have picked them
But it is the day after
They blew perfection

Kristin: Saints -8

So to be honest
I would have picked the Saints too
With an 8 point spread

PITTSBURGH over Green Bay (2)

Bob: Green Bay (+2)

Roethlisberger sucks
Watching their title defense
Has been like date rape

Kristin: Pittsburgh

London in the snow
I still like Peter Pan
Much more than Big Ben

TENNESSEE over Miami (5)

Bob: Tennessee -5

Chris Johnson will crush
Miami's playoff wishes
Vince Young cannot lose

Kristin: Miami

We need to leave soon
We need to cheer on the Pats
No more poems for you

New England over BUFFALO (7)

Bob: New England -7

Bills can't stop the run
Belichick has owned the Bills
Need to start winning

Kristin: New England

Arizona over DETROIT (14)

Bob: Detroit +14

Despite being killed
Last week, the dome at home will
Lead to a cover

Kristin: Arizona

NY JETS over Atlanta (7)

Bob: Jets -7

Kind of a wide spread
For a team sans its QB
But the Falcons suck

Kristin: Jets

KANSAS CITY over Cleveland (2)

Bob: Cleveland +2

Both bad on defense
Both bad on offense as well
How 'bout SNL

Kristin: Kansas City

Houston over ST. LOUIS (14)

Bob: Houston -14

Minus fourteen: wow
But St. Louis is awful
Don't put cash on it

Kristin: St. Louis

SAN DIEGO over Cincinnati (7)

Bob: San Diego -7

Chargers ain't Minny
But they aren't KC either
Sorry, Steve, Bengals bad

Kristin: San Diego

DENVER over Oakland (14)

Bob: Denver -14

Can Josh McDaniels
Please come back to New England
So they can be good

Kristin: Oakland

PHILADELPHIA over San Francisco (7.5)

Bob: San Francisco +7.5

Is San Fran decent?
Very up and down this year
Philly keeps things close

Kristin: Philly

BALTIMORE over Chicago (11)

Bob: Baltimore -11

Almost went to this
With friend who is a Bears fan
Canceled due to suck

Kristin: Baltimore

SEATTLE over Tampa Bay (6.5)

Bob: Seattle -6.5

Two former good teams
Square off to see who's less bad
Let's see who's at home

Kristin: Seattle

Minnesota over CAROLINA (9)

Bob: Minnesota -9

When you can get beat
Despite a WR who quit
Don't go out and brag

Kristin: Minny

NY Giants over WASHINGTON (3)

Bob: Giants -3

May go other way
But Shanahan interview
Is writing on wall

Kristin: Washington

Time for just one more
Go Washinton, Let's Go Skins
Now time for my shower

The penguin haiku is from this web site.